Category: movies

  • Burnt Offerings 1976 Review

    In my quest to re-discover all things from my childhood that have been almost forgotten to the vault of time, I managed to uncover yet another rare gem in the horror Burnt Offerings (1976). While I knew this movie was old, I had a near impossible time tracking it down because of once again very…

  • Stone Pillow Review

    In yet another movie I had seeking out for sometime, I believe I may have re-discovered another old made-for-TV movie that I only had seen once in Stone Pillow. Stone Pillow stars Lucille Ball in a role that I’m guessing a lot of people wouldn’t recognize her for but might be one of her last…

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate Review

    Recently, I discovered over on Twitch TV that Elvira has a channel with various re-runs of her old Macabre shows. As it runs 24/7 (not sure how long), I decided to click over to see what was playing and learned that it was none other than the cult-not-exactly-but-a-classic-in-itself Manos: The Hands of Fate. I honestly…

  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Review

    In doing my old school, bad movie night time of deal, I found Attack of the Killer Tomatoes over on Amazon Prime for free at the moment. Admittedly, I had only seen this movie perhaps once and I can’t recall if I saw it in full. I do remember certain parts possibly due to it…

  • Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype Review

    In my quest to rediscover various key moments from my youth, I had been searching for a particularly old horror movie shown on one of Elvira’s late night shows that would pop up on channel 9 (or maybe it was 5). I had only a very vague recollection of the movie in that it involved…

  • Silent Night, Bloody Night Review

    I’ve been trying to find an ancient movie from the old Elvira series that I had viewed at least once or twice in my youth. In trying to sort through foggy, vague memories and poor descriptions, I stumbled across one movie that potentially resembled a few notions that might’ve matched in Silent Night, Bloody Night.…

  • Alien: The Relevance of Time

    Time is one aspect in the Alien series that has been inconsistent especially when it relates to the xenomorph’s biology. While perusing a few articles on the subject of the xenomorph’s biology, one thing stands out is that the incubation process has been listed as anywhere between a few minutes to hours. Probably, the worst…

  • Shaw Brothers The Rebel Intruders Movie Review

    Yet another Shaw Brothers / Chang Cheh / Venoms mob movie is up for review here. This was one of the last Venoms mob movies with the classical line up (minus Snake / Wai Pak) as more Venoms style movies would focus on Philip Kwok, Chiang Sheng and Lu Feng as the core group. Also,…

  • Shaw Brothers Martial Club Movie Review

    This is another Gordon Liu/Lau Kar-Leung classic where Gordon Liu reprises his role as Wong Fei Hung in a story about a conflict between three schools. This movie is a little less focused at times compared to other Lau Kar-Leung movies but the final fight scene is where I think this movie shines the most.

  • The Secret of the Shaolin Poles Movie Review

    I debated whether or not to write up a review for this movie as (to put it in spoilers) I found it to be a really bad movie. This wasn’t a Godfrey Ho it’s so ridiculously nonsensical that it’s a bad movie that becomes great because of the nonsense. It’s more just a boring, poorly…