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<title>you know you've been writing too much Java when...</title>
<link>http://www.keithwatanabe.net/blogs/2007/7/25/32de1e078bae0ed646485aa9ca8d8be9.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[public interface KeithsPet<br />
{<br />
   public void abuse(String type) throws AbuseNotFoundException;<br />
}<br />
<br />
public class Alfred implements KeithsPet<br />
{<br />
   public static final int ALL = 1;<br />
   public void abuse(String type) throws AbuseNotFoundException<br />
   {<br />
      KeithsAbuseFactory f = KeithsAbuseFactory.getInstance();<br />
      Abuse abuse = f.createAbuse(type);<br />
      abuse.mentalTorture(ALL);<br />
   }<br />
}<br />
<br />
<br />
public static void main(String[] args)<br />
{<br />
  Alfred baku = new Alfred();<br />
  try {<br />
    baku,abuse(&quot;mental&quot;);<br />
    baku.abuse(&quot;body size&quot;);<br />
    baku.abuse(&quot;sleep deprivation&quot;);<br />
  }<br />
  catch (Exception e)<br />
  {<br />
    baku = null;<br />
  }<br />
  System.out.println(&quot;merry xmas&quot;)<br />
}<br />
<br />
....your sense of humor devolves into this....]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:05:39 -0600</pubDate>
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