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<title>Japanese Women And Their Dogs</title>
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<description><![CDATA[One other aspect that makes me hate Roppongi is how recently it's become a secondary home for various Tokyo canines.  What that means is tons of unkempt pockets of brown stains litering the ground everywhere.  Trust me, this shit gets old fast (pun intended).<br />
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The situation has got on my nerves so badly I've suddenly realized there's a definite relationship between Japanese women's intelligence and their pets.  For instance, I saw a woman bearing a pooch with a friggin' halogen lamp around it's neck!  Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, but if you saw the poor sucker, that's the first thing you'd think!  No doubt the woman thought her dog was stylish to match her own elegance.  But of course to afford such fashion I theorize such a woman sucked off an executive at her office to get into her position of luxury! (She was by herself and probably her partner or whatever was thankful not to be in such an embarassing moment).<br />
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Then you have the various monstrous dogs around the area.  There was a huge german shepard near the Sofbank phone shop on the corner.  A german shepard in Tokyo.  where the hell do you put such a thing?  My apartment can barely hold me.  Another goofy woman had two huge entities near the Tully's by Hills, which were flirting with another woman's miniature.  WTF?  This was like a killer whale trying to hump Nemo.<br />
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I'm getting more and more convinced to move out from here....]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:55:04 -0600</pubDate>
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