I haven't seen something like this yet. But I think there needs to be one for their movies. Let's see what we can come up with:
- Take a sip each time you hear a loud blow
- Take a sip each time when someone swings in the air, swings a weapon and a loud sound occurs
- Take one drink for each ridiculous training sequence
- Take one drink for each time Sun Chien or Lo Meng attempt to use weapons
- Take one drink for each time someone says, "But still."
- Take one drink if Phillip Kwok is a bum
- Take two drinks each time Phillip Kwok takes a drink
- Take two drinks for each time someone says, "Shaolin rebels."
- Take two drinks each time Gordon Liu has no hair
- Take two drinks each time Chen Kwan Chung uses the same five animal style sequence
- Take three drinks each time the camera zooms in
- Take three drinks whenever Cheng Tien Chi tries to play lead
- Take three drinks whenever food is the only reward allowed for the heroes
- Take four drinks each time a Cheng Cheh movie features some form of misogyny
- Take four drinks for each homoerotic scene
- Take four drinks if Chang Cheh attempts to do a modern film
- Take a shot of tequilla each time Kara Hui is getting pimped on
- Take a shot of tequilla each time a hero jumps up onto or off of a roof
- Take a shot of tequilla without salt and lime if Lo Meng, Tang Yan Can, or Sun Chien dies
- Take a shot of Shou Chiu each time Lu Feng or David Chiang are rich pimps
- Take two shots of tequilla each time the camera zooms in on a dead star's face
- Take two shots of tequilla each time a hero jumps up onto or off of a roof without having "light skill"
- Take three shots of tequilla for each bizarre, over-the-top death or death sequence (e.g. Phillip Kwok kiling a guy's head off, Liu Feng spewing blood after breaking a bunch of spears, Fu Sheng being stabbed in the ass)
- Take four shots of Shou Chiu if the subject matter involves some form of prejudice against the Japanese
- Drink a whole bottle of vodka if the heroes at the end face insurmountable odds and die heroic deaths
- Drink a bottle of Shou Chiu if Chang Cheh attempts a pure comedy (it's the only way to make you laugh in this case)
- Drink a bottle of tequilla with the worm if it looks like Chang Cheh is on drugs again
- Attempt to commit suicide via alcohol poisoning whenever the stars need to cut their hair
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