Keith Watanabe * NET 2.0

i'm not the world's most fit person. nor am i an expert on weight lifting. but there are times when i hit the gym and see some real dumbasses working out there. if you can even call it that. back in Kitasenju there was bad curling man. in Akasaka Park Building there was oyaji running man. In LA Fitness in Torrance, there was oyaji part 2. Now, there's extremely bad form, horrible physique idiot fuck. extremely bad form form, horrible physique idiot fuck is this japanese dude wearing a bandana at the Tipness in Roppongi. he goes around 7-8 and last until 9:30 or so. he's not a particularly old person, probably mid 30's. however, he does what i call the "oyaji exercise" plan, which is doing all these shitty movements in an attempt to look like he's exercising. first off, he thinks that constant motion will do something for him. okay, maybe i'll give him a bit of credit because he does sweat a lot. but his motions for me are really wasteful. first, his form sucks! i mean, i've never seen these types of minute exercises with minimal motion and small weights. it's pathetic! i mean, what exactly is he exercising? then he gets in the way because he's constantly jogging when he's not doing his mini-motions. it really pissed me off tonight because he was doing some silly aerobic-like hip rotation motion thing with some light dumb bells and i was awaiting to use the bench. then some inconsiderate fuckhead showed up and moved the bench to one of the power racks. why not just use the free weight bench or the power rack that already had a bench? anyway, essentially i wasted time awaiting for that bench to become free, which it never did (not to mention the only other two benches were being used and one with another oyaji type just selfishly doing lameass exercises). anyway, i've seriously wanted to punk this guy out. i don't mind people utilizing equipment that i want to use. that's just normal. but i absolutely hate fuckheads that get in the way and don't do anything meaningful at the gym. the saddest thing is that someone should correct this guy. like a trainer. at LA Fitness, there was this oyaji who was making a racket by putting a ton of weight on the bench press. what he'd do then is just barely lift the bar up and then jerk it up and down. (what the fuck is that?) fortunately, some fairly fit guy talked to him and pretty much set him straight. i wish there were more kids like that who'd tell these foggies to friggin' exercise properly! you'll never catch me putting on a ton of weight just to show off. i prefer good form to heavy weights any day of the week.