Keith Watanabe * NET 2.0

If i were an announcer in TNA, i'd call myself Keith Cynical. When someone would ask why anyone would name their child Cynical, my reply would be, "That's my last name you idiot! The question is why my folks never bothered to change their last name?" On Sting coming in as Steve Borden. Sting gets all his powers from the face paint! The paint has something magical in it! I think he loses all his energy when it gets wiped off. On Roderick Strong's gimmick of having all the variations of the backbreaker - His family members are all chiropractors. He's there to give them business. Sonjay Dutt - A fine example of outsourcing our jobs to India.